Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?

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Going to be a real sap now. I can’t believe we have lived together a whole year! I love you so much. Thanks for understanding and loving me in a way no one else has. You challenge me to be smarter, better, and stronger. You have given me amazing...

Going to be a real sap now. I can’t believe we have lived together a whole year! I love you so much. Thanks for understanding and loving me in a way no one else has. You challenge me to be smarter, better, and stronger. You have given me amazing advice and you are truly my best friend in the whole world. Thank you for giving me a chance when we first met :) In one month we will be dating for 2 years!!! I’m so proud of how far WE have come and how WE will continue to grow into the next stages of our lives.

Today I experienced the loss of my first pet. I am so sorry there was nothing we could have done different. I’m glad you aren’t in pain anymore. RIP Dennis. You had the most beautiful eyes. You were so vocal and loved your cuddles. Here’s a pic of...

Today I experienced the loss of my first pet. I am so sorry there was nothing we could have done different. I’m glad you aren’t in pain anymore. RIP Dennis. You had the most beautiful eyes. You were so vocal and loved your cuddles. Here’s a pic of when you were just a kitten. I will always love you and i love how smart you were, how you actually learned how to sit, and how you were always such a good boy. I met you July 30th 2015 and i will never forget how green your eyes were. And how you always purred when mommy held you, even if you were trying to get away. Love you.

This trip has meant alot to me. I got to reunite with amazing people, met amazing people here, and mostly, took a huge risk and went the farthest down in florida ive ever been with my best friend. As the start to my last full year of college starts i...

This trip has meant alot to me. I got to reunite with amazing people, met amazing people here, and mostly, took a huge risk and went the farthest down in florida ive ever been with my best friend. As the start to my last full year of college starts i honestly needed this trip for my sanity. Coming back home to work 5 days a week and school five days a week, i feel rejuvenated and ready to finish school and so much more motivated to leave Columbus and move forward in my life. Thank you so much Hayley for introducing us to the most perfect baby ever. Im so happy i got to see Taryn before he’s all grown up. And Thank you for inviting us to see this beautiful town. I will never forget the memories i have made here and will definitely be coming back. (at Clearwater, Florida)

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How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

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Claiming it.

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11:11am on the receipt.

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Is it bad that i was at my happiest with myself at 16 with an eating disorder i couldnt even control well enough to tell people about? I felt like i could float at under 90 lbs and now i just feel like ive sunken to the bottom at 145 lbs. 6 years later i still debate whether i should go back to that.